gwenstefuckme:

When your sneeze turns into a fucking death metal scream

canderemy:

excuse you

   Things are going well.

   Reallly well.

   They’re getting better though

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

when i was in 7th grade, i had a science teacher who would give really easy tests. i would finish them in 10 minutes, then spend the rest of the period drawing ninjas all over the paper. i always told him to circle all 200 in red pen, and he did. one day, i decided to fuck him over by only drawing 199. when i got the test back, he’d written “you devil-spawn” on the top.

slutstatus:

so beauuuutifuuul

makeloveoutofwords:

you

pour me dewdrops

when I

become morning  

pour me the stars

when I

become midnight

I vow as soon

as you step

with a candlelight

 in my cave  

 I swear I will not

let your  love

gone to waste  .  .  .    

happymacaron:

ilovecharts:

There’s a Venn diagram in every doughnut

mind blown